• Shit: Acceptable on basic cable. See It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and That Mitchell and Webb Look.
• Piss: Acceptable on network TV. See Family Guy.
• Fuck: Acceptable on premium cable. See… anything on HBO. My guess is that we’ll soon hear it on basic cable.
• Cunt: Well… It was used in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO. I really don’t see the big deal, but hey…
• Cocksucker: Premium cable.
• Motherfucker: Premium cable.
• Tits: Premium cable? Or basic cable? I can’t remember ever hearing it on basic cable.

I still think Carlin’s finest moment as an actor was as a cardinal in Dogma.