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Aug 22, 2008 We’re bigger than Moses!

Beautifully articulated by Remi at 8:23 am with 11 comments

Follower of Hip as Fuck will probably remember the Mario Kart DUI experiment. If you don’t, just click that link. Anyway, it came, it went, and it got a few hits from people Googling Mario Kart, as well as a handful of hits from iluvspokane and yada yada yada. As HaF is only updated now and again, it usually only gets about 11 unique hits a day, and about 50-100 on the day it’s actually updated. Hardly an Internet destination in other words.

A few weeks ago something happened however. All of a sudden i got about 1,500 uniques in a day, most of them on the aforementioned Mario post. Huh. Turned out A Whole Lotta Nothing, had found the post interesting enough to post a link to it, which, of course, was cool. For those not familiar with the blog, it’s from the dude behind MetaFilter, so it gets a good hit ratio apparently.

Anyway, the hits flattened out again. Then…

What the…? Turns out kottke — the world’s 4th most powerful blog (whatever that means) according to Guardian — also made a mention about the experiment. After that the link started spreading, and sites like Kotaku wrote about the experiment.

So huh… The experiment was, of course, never meant to be taken seriously. It was just an excuse to drink some vodka (Vikingfjord, for the persnickety Mario Karter) and play a video game. It’s kinda hilarious that some people are getting up in arms about the technicalities behind the whole thing. Like: “No, no, no, you need a control, who plays w/o drinking, because people will get better at playing the course as they play it several times.” Well, no, we’ve played the course so many times I doubt we could get much better or worse at it at this rate. But whatever.


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WOW am I glad I participated that day. Now I have random Mario viewers looking at my outdated blog. You should get the Today Show in on this one. My cousin was on that show for beanie babies so I am sure you can make it too.


Woot!

I honestly don’t remember how I even found the post on the hipasfuck site, but I thought it was hilarious and knew people would love to see it. Deep down, I hoped you’d get a wider audience from my link.

Kottke is a friend and reader of my site and found it via me and I’m happy to see it even got to Digg.

Congrats and keep on doing funny and awesome shit!


Hah, well thanks for the link and comment, Matt! We’re going for the Wii cowboy shooting game thingy next time.

Geneva, I’m not sure being on anything about beanie babies is a good thing. But yes, you know all the celebs!


Remi, I am not sure using the word “thingy” is a good thing. Being on the Today Show in 1995 about beanie babies is a good thing when my cousin was 8 years old. I think that would have been a dream come true for an 8 year old beanie babies collector. Anyway I think if the Today show will take my cousin and beanie babies they will take you and Mario maybe Conan would be better - then you can drink and act out the stunt.


I told a friend of mine about this a few days ago… A coworker of his sent him the link yesterday. Mmm.

But damn it all since I can’t be around for that Wild West game. I won Mario Kart and you know I’d win that, too.


G — get me on Conan and you’ll be my hero.

T — Pfffft. If you can’t be here, then you’re the LOSER.


I already am your hero I will just be my own hero if Conan agrees to it.

PT Mike! how was your trip back? You would win that game you would beat Remi and any game. My money is on you.


My favorite comments I have seen on other people’s websites about the experiment:
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Okay guys just stop. STOP! This is so wrong. Don’t you guys realize the dangers of drinking and gaming? Hasn’t anyone learned anything from GTAIV? I, for one, will have to live with the death of my dear cousin (and countless nobodies) for the rest of my life. The image of his poor fat face flying through my windsheild will forever haunt my dreams.

So please, before you get strapped in your kart after a night of boozing, think of poor baby mario, think of the eternal damnation of lava and (Bowser) hell that awaits you should you decide to get behind the wiil drunk.”

and this one:
“Must of have been some that no talent douche’s Shia LeBeouf’s friends.”
What the hell does that mean and who says that?!


Becky, I thought you and Shia were BFFs?


We are. Since Even Stevens. But how did this random poster know!?


I’m sure you were pictured in many tabloids back then, before he left you following the success of “Holes.”

The Service Station 4ever!


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